This is why I gave up watching the news on tv and now only listen to it on the radio.
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By the way in the news..http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 505435.stm It was reported that a woman's skeleton was found wrapped in carpet on a building site in Manchester city center. It was treated as non suspicious until postmortem tests found the woman had a fractured neck, collarbone and jaw.
Hello!! Fu*king skeleton in a carpet non suspicious?!
Also...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8500712.stm So a Sikh judge believes Sikh boys should be able to carry their Kirpan ceremonial daggers with them to school. Fair play to him. Does that mean I'm OK carrying my ritual Snooker-ball in a sock or "P**i-Whacker" as I like to call it?
Whilst some of the material on the B/L Noticeboard is topical and clever, there is one idiot with half a brain posting racist material. As a man of Asian descent, some of these "jokes" offend me long time.
#1 Same as,only listen to the news on the radio,if I ever met Eamonn Holmes in a brightly lit alleyway red would be the colour. The bloke in the clip should present the real news.
#2 It's Manchester,Harold Shipman got away with it for years,Eamonn Holmes springs to mind again. I never look inside rolled up carpets in skips but if I did I know who I'd like to find in one.
#3 Waste of perfectly good sausages and bacon,use people like Ian Huntley instead. Cheaper in the long run and more fun.
#4 When in Rome. I've got a mate who's a retired Utah County Sheriff,he wants to come over here to find out more about his heritage,Manchester again,his Grand parents came from there,does that mean he can wear his guns in public?
#5 I haven't seen that,is it in "The Crack"? I don't have the PW for that board,but give him to me and I'll straighten the idiot out I can't tolerate racism either way unless it's pikeys and they're not a race,they're a result of inbreeding on cold nights in stolen caravans. Proper Romany people I have a lot of time for and have done work for the fairground Gypsies on their permanent sites,the old true showmen,a dying breed. Didn't know you were of Asian extraction Brian,my old man tried to tell me I was once when he was p*ssed,said I was Eurasian. Turned out he meant a kid he(allegedly)fathered in Singapore when he was on National Service. Easy mistake to make I suppose,I mean I was blond and blue eyed but I did like Chinese food.
brianthebrickie wrote:Whilst some of the material on the B/L Noticeboard is topical and clever, there is one idiot with half a brain posting racist material. As a man of Asian descent, some of these "jokes" offend me long time.
Well you did say you were a man of Asian descent Brian. May your camels and goats love you long time
Ok I think I need to clear up this misunderstanding. (1) I am not and never have been of Asian decent. (2) I have never found any camel or goat sexually attractive. (3) I have a brain (albeit a not very good one) good enough to see through suicide bullshite tho. (4) I do not believe I will get 72 virgins if I blow myself up because some *holy man* says so, (especially as the *holy men* never ever ever lead by example) and as for virgins, Iv seen Susan Boyle and who wants 72 of her! (5) I would like to take this opportunity to thank Allah for that brain and the fact that he did not make me Asian. Blessings be upon you my friend. May your sons be as many and as handsome as your camels, and your wives be as many and as beautiful as your goats Ps It a joke post.
In Fact to all my friends on the board: May Allah's smile be upon you my friends. May your sons be as many and as handsome as your camels, and may your wives be as many and as beautiful as your goats. (old Arab saying)
I got a lift in to work from a Pakistani fork truck driver today, and had to listen to 'Bhangra FM' for the whole journey. I didn't want to appear racially insensitive and offend his culture by reaching over and changing the radio station.
Plus I didn't want to accidently detonate the van.
regards to the news am I the only one that does not care about tiger woods, the tiger woods story was on every ten minutes all day long, think of all that's happening in the world , press statements, he is a golfer that's all !, I am sure the news on tv was more interesting 40 years ago when there was less technology, its it to save money ,I would like a few english people presenting the news too, where I live we get bbc world news its nothing but third world stuff including the news readers, sky news just rolling tiger woods all day
stoic wrote:regards to the news am I the only one that does not care about tiger woods,
if I woke up tomorrow and found all the over payed millionaire *sportsmen* were dead, I couldn't care less if you payed me. Tho Tigers *girlfriend* did make me laugh when she said "The only thing he ever bought her was a chicken wrap" Last of the f**kin big spenders Eh, and hes payed £££millions for hitting a F**kin Ball with a F**kin Stick.
As for the politicians chasing the Gay Vote....Well most of them are Gay anyway, Gay or not they've been bending us over and sticking it up us since forever.
"Pussycat, Pussycat where have you bin?"
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